Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Jokes

Q :Why was 6 afraid of 7 ?

A: 'Cause seven ate nine [7-8-9]


Q: Where dose Santa stay on vacation?

A: A ho-ho-hotel!!!!!


Q: Where does satisfaction come from?

A: A satisfactory!!!!


Q: Why did the man run out of the resturaunt?

A: There was a man-eating chicken!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Noah....

Noah who?

Noah good place ta eat

4-H FUN

I am a member of 4-H.
It's a fun activity for boys and girls with countless subjects to enter.
I'm in art, wood working, and archery!
At the end of the 4-H year there is a fair. You can enter livestock, art, cake, jam, even flowers, plus many more! So next time the fair comes around I'm gunna enter artwork of mine and something I made out of wood. Maybe a poem too.
I really hope I get a ribbon! That's the prize. A ribbon and some cash. $$$$$$$ CHA CHING!
Well not really that much cash. Probly like ten bucks. But hey, when your a kid like me,cash is cash!

Welcome to my blog!!

First off, thanks for visiting my blog. I finally got to get one started after constant pleading with my ever-so loving mother. [the same proscess was used to get my e-mail]
I happen to have three pets. The first is a tortoise. Her name is Totle. She is my own personal pet. NO TOUCHING DA TOTLE!!!!!!!!
The second pet is yet another tortoise. All the kids in our family [including me] share this one [much 2 my dissmay]. This one is a boy an his name is Tanner.
FUN FACT: DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN DETERMINE THE GENDER OF A TORTISE BY IT'S TAIL? YUP! BOYS HAVE LONG TALES, GIRLS HAVE SHORT TAILS!
Now I know what you're thinking. You're thiking "I bet their third pet is a tortoise 2!!!!!!!"
No it is not another tortoise! He is a dog. An adorable, wrinkle-filled, one-of-a-kind, English bulldog, we like to call ''Oliver With A Twist" a.k.a. "Ollie".
Do you have any pets?